This is a real problem. Not matter how beautiful a lady might be, watching her pick up shit is most certainly a turn-off. Maybe Lord Dethicus will find the strength to get over it one day and push forward.

I also drew the corgi as a shout to Ein from Cowboy Bebop.

See what I did there? Continuity! Oh, shit. Cap’s gotten himself into some hot water now. Is he a terrible deadbeat dad? Or is this woman is trying to get him crossed up in her horseshit? Either way, have a happy Valentines day!

Yes, Lord Dethicus still reads old school print porno mags. Pirate Whores just happens to be his favorite. If you play Halo, just pray you don’t see Cap out there on the battlefield with you. He’ll chop you up and hound your ass for days. He’s a real prick like that.

Ice Cube – Check Yo Self. Classic among classics.

If you were in search of a golden rule on how to live your life, this rhyme might near the top of your list. Cube speaks the truth.

And this fantastic video of Ice driving you around LA and teaching you about architecture.

Panel 5 might contain the greatest SFX I have ever thrown down. And I’ve seen a few in my day. Frosty McGriddles makes a cameo on the wall posters.

Cap spits the first classic rhyme for 2012. The track is BUCK 50 from Ghostface Killah. This has got to be one of my favorite tracks from Big Ghostface the Dart Master. So many great rhymes on this track. But for Captain Fantabulous, there is only one.

Dethicus is reading VERY NEAR MINT in panel 2. A great comic that I supported on Kickstarter for Volume 2. You should go out an pre-order it. It’s important to support dudes like Justin and the comics he’s doing.

The idea for this comic came to me a few months ago when I saw one of these WALK OF SHAME KITS in a store. Surely this is something Lord Dethiucs would buy in bulk and leave by the door for his womens. But then Derek Jeter got caught leaving a gift basket in the cab he would call for his ladies the morning after. This basket usually contained a signed baseball and other shit. So I wondered what would be in a Lord Dethicus gift basket. Now we know. And knowing is 1/2 the battle.

I wanted this comic to come across like the end of a Ghostface song where he just talks shit and shout out his friends and threatens his enemies. Just a lot of bravado on the set of the #1 political affairs talk show hosted by a robot.

Whatever Holiday you celebrate this time on year, enjoy the shit out of it. For the record, Cap celebrates Kwanzaa. Sort of.